Medicine Man
PLAYER INFO
| CHARACTER CLASS | Level 74 Pop star |
| TOTAL EXPERIENCE | 185,393,896 |
| GROWTH YESTERDAY | 31,296 |
| TOTAL POWER | 17,959 |
| ATTACK | 5,755 |
| HIT POINTS | 12,204 |
| CHAOS DAMAGE | 0 |
| ELEMENTAL ATTACK | 275 |
| ELEMENTAL RESIST | 1,230 |
| WILDERNESS LEVEL | 0 |
| GOD SLAYER LEVEL | 0 |
| PARENT | MedicineMan |
| FACTION | None () |
| Trustee / Message Leader of ~ Rancid Terrorists ~_2 | |
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EXP STRIP HISTORY
ALLY COMMENTS
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . .
I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was then connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Nearly 75 years ago, (when welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . .
I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was then connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
